Last month I turned 35…. And I quit my job.* Tomorrow is my last day at the company that I helped build with my parents and the only job I’ve known for my entire adult life.** And after? Well, my family is going on a three-week South American adventure in …
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#tbt Ashley Wuz Here, or Why My Dad Didn’t Speak to Me for 2 Days in Paris
File this one under “Stupid Shit Kids Do.”
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Bad Schwartau
In elementary school, I used to tell people that Schwartau was the shortened version of my real last name, the Ellis Island version given to my ancestors when they immigrated to America. My real last name was Schwartauburgerhifinfiner. My friends believed me, for years. But it's not true.
